This article is just a subjective guide to getting your name removed from Googles search index. It describes what I found to be working best while handling cases for WHOA. It most likely doesn't describe the easiest way, but is shows the way I found to be working in several cases. If you know a better way, let me know how you would handle the case. The information is kept quite short, so please use my contact adress, if you need more information than needed in the links within this text provide. If you care to disagree with me, please send me hate mails. Ah, and one more thing: I like textadventures and tales (why do you think I attended a course about interactive fiction and did a radio play production course on fairy tales?).
Well, you might know the situation, where you search for your
own name and Google comes up with some sites containing your name?
Okay, let's now assume you enter your name and most pages that come
up look like this:
where Insert Name Here is your name. And what if there is not one
of those entries but several of them?
Well, unlikely to happen to you, you might think? I handled some
cases where excactly this happened without the victims knowing how
it could happen to them. And how could they know? Those wordlists
contain random information found somewere on the internet, so
what's there to do if it happens to you ?
Your primary wish will probably be to ask Google to remove these sites and never let any site like this into their index when they contain your name. One would probably try and send an eMail to abuse@Google.com. This might or might not work. Most probably nothing would happen. Or in the best of cases you find an abuse handler at Google.com who would point you to correct places. So why not start at the right places?
DON'T PANIC!
So, what are the steps you have to take to get your name removed from Googles index?
Well, let's make a list of what to do:If not, calm down, else
To get Google to shut a site down, you either have to provide Google with evidence that the content is in conflict with law, that the site actually is dead or that it is conflicting some of your rights. If you can do one of these things, you're done, Google will remove the site and tomorrow you will find one or two new sites more than today. Yes, it's the same story as with the Hydra. So it is time to become Heracles and chop of all the heads.
Let's start with our training plan, if we want to become the hero in our story and not stay the victim of the mean tyrann, who tries to put us down by publishing our name on a website (to get some virus onto our pc to enslave it for his purposes).
What is it I need to be a hero, you might ask? I say, you have to be brave (unafraight to write emails to uncooperative providers for the 20th time), strong in mind (follow your goal until you reach it), wise (know what you are doing), skilled (know the tools you will use) and last but not least know your weapons (the internet adresses where to find your answers).
Before anyone becomes a hero there is has to be a hard training session (feel free to disagree).
For now, we will assume, that we are using one basic weapon (the internet). It has the advantage, that we don't have to wrestle in the Operating System Wars.
The basic weapons:That's it ... Okay ... it's not everything, but there is only one more thing you need. It's an eMail account. You will have to find one of those on your own. on to mastering our weapons
There is not much to be said about this: You fill out the "Request Help From WHOA:" form after carefully reading through the Need Help? section. You will be assigned to your own handler who will take some time to guide you step by step through the whole adventure. Might be a little less fun but will help when you get stuck somewere.
domaintools provides you (staying in our adventure theme) with a whois spell. Well at least it tells you, who provides services for your enemy. Get in contact with your enemies provider to cut his supply ;-) (Okay, what you do is to enter his IP or his domain name (in our sample it would be sexprivateshow-com.husut.com) into the whois lookup file d and search for it. You will get the contact information for the domain holder in the whois record. You also get the server IP for free and can use the W behind the IP to get the server ISP (the supplier of the housing of the website).
This is the site to go to if you want to go from hero to wizard. But also provides resouces which will help you survive the first day. Read it and learn.
Your enemy uses it, so use it too! Google provides you with many tools you can use to fight your enemies. Try for example http://www.Google.com/contact/spamreport.html. You can report your enemy to Google and Google might or might not react. You never know what will happen when you use this feature, but it might resolve your problems. Not likely, but it might. If this place doesn't help you and you have or are willing to get a Google account, you can use Googles Webmaster Tools - Removal Requests. It guides you with some small questions through the hole process. I didn't ever get a request denied, test your skills!
Well, you give them a file and they try to find a virus in it.
It's not very helpful in our case, as most of the virii I found on
the sites we are dealing with in our case change their look every
30 minutes and aren't detected by any scanner. Just take a look at
Virustotal
Failures in Detection in the last 24 hours (Blue shows the
successfully detected viruses. Well and the stats just show the
ones detectet by at least one scanner.
But nevertheless it's a nice way to run a file against more than
one scanner at once, so you get a better chance to find
anything.
Or don't trust anything written on the net. Wikipedia contains so many errors and public myths (at least about physics), so think before you believe anything. But sometimes its quite easy to get the information you need in a simple stupid form. Its like science on private television not totally wrong.
Use it to dig into the depth of the domain name system
Okay, use domaintools to get the contact info of the websites you are attacking. Use your eMail programm to write an email to the abuse address. Make shure you include the following info:
Well if everything works out well, the provider will have the page shut down in no time. Now google will have the entry removed in no time too (use the removal request form). Well that's about it. Try it. And now redo everything you just did from start for the two new sites that popped up while you were getting the site shut down.
Remember the Hydra? Well, that's what you are fighting. So you will have to chop of all the heads in one lucky strike. Or one by one but faster than the new heads can grow.